When I had talked to a few of the people in the bike club last weekend about biking to Bristol the predominately reply was that the M4 is boring. When doing my first proper motorway riding ‘boring’ is not the first word that I would have said about my journey. Mine would be ‘windy’. Though windy does not accurately sum up devastating combination of wind, motorway and motorbike. Someone somewhere had mentioned something about strong neck muscles. At the time I hadn’t quite understood what this was in reference to. But after half an hour of the wind hitting my upper body and my neck wobbling around due to the force of seventy mile an hour wind I finally realised what they had meant. I felt like I was being blown off my bike. The first few times I tried to pull myself up the seat I would turn the throttle and the bike would just start going faster increasing the pressure of the wind on my upper body.

After having made an executive decision to ride at sixty miles an hour to reduce the wind factor the road turned into a wind tunnel and for the rest of the trip I felt like I was being blown off the road and every car/truck that passed, buffeted me around my lane. ‘Scary’ soon became another word I would have used to describe the M4. There was also a lot of traffic on that road and ‘congested’ was soon added.
After two neck-wobbling, buffeting hours the main word going through my head was ‘horrible’. At that moment, I could not think of anything that I would least rather be doing. Why was I not on the train reading a good book, speeding along to visit my friends in Bristol. On a train you didn’t have to concentrate on staying on a bike and the bike staying on the road. It gave me a whole new appreciation for the train network in the UK.
I am pleased to say that the ride back was much better. The road was emptier and there wasn’t as much wind. It was then I understood why to those with experience, heavier bodies and heavier bikes with a decent fairing thrown in for good measure the M4 was just ‘boring’. Singing to myself to relieve the boredom I wished that I knew more of the words to the song ‘Here comes the sun’ so I ended up taking my mate Bruce’s advice and by going faster than seventy miles an hour the adrenaline I felt did help somewhat.

Getting to London I decided that it would be faster to ride through London than taking the North Circular. As most of my riding is on a bicycle I was still trying to figure out the best way to motorcycle to Holloway as I hit Piccadilly Circus but thankfully not all the pedestrians that don’t realise that the road isn’t their right of way. Keeping a dominate position my in my lane riding up Shaftsbury Road and having two black cabs simultaneously filtering around me on each side I decided I wouldn’t be going that way again.
Statistic of the day:- broke the 40,000 miles barrier on my bike