At the Alexander Place Bike Show I signed up for the IAM advanced motorcycle training. The training is organised through bike clubs around the UK so I joined the closest club to me that provided the IAM training – ELAM (East London Advanced Motorcyclists) www.elam.org.uk I am starting my advanced training on Sunday April 23rd which will run for six consecutive fortnights and then I will (fingers crossed) be able to sit my advanced riding test. ELAM is also a social club and they organise social runs twice a month. This Saturday was the first run of the year and they said open to all abilities so seeing as how I am finding it extremely difficult to find anyone to go for a ride with particularly with the weather being at some 100 year low I decide to join in.
On Friday I looked at www.multimap.com in order to figure out where the bike ride was going to start in relation to where I live and almost decided not to go when I realised it was going to take me an hour to get there and I still needed to check my oil before I left in the morning.
When I woke up bright and early on Saturday morning it was a beautiful sunny winter day. It took me almost two hours to get ready including checking the oil getting my bike (or any bike) onto its centre stand by myself for the first time. I set off from central London at 9am and made it to Junction 7 on the M11 by 10:15am not only, not getting lost in the spaghetti of roundabouts etc but doing at least 10 miles at 70miles an hour on the M11 (I still find the speed thing a bit nerve wracking and need to seriously consider getting a proper fairing as I feel like I am going to be blown off my bike at times).
When I got to the McDonalds there was a group of 20 or so people in bike gear with helmets so I knew that I had come to the right place. I introduced myself to Helen (this ride’s leader) and explained that I hadn’t done a lot of biking before so she kindly asked one of the club’s observers to keep an eye on me and we set off.
I wouldn’t have guessed how exhilarating it is to set off in a group of twenty bike riders. This didn’t last for long as I was quickly over taken by most of the group. Not wanting to upset anyone by being so slow I was finding the bendy and narrow back country roads that the ride’s leader Helen had found for us difficult.
Note here for those not from the UK. Most UK roads appear to have no shoulders and are extremely narrow with a speed limit of 60 miles/hr (100km/hr). Only on the most extreme bends do they post a suggested speed limit. Having done most of my driving in NZ and Australia I must admit that the few times I have hired a car in this country I have found these roads daunting. But after talking to a few of my fellow bikers at lunch apparently bendy country roads are the way to go and compared to the congested motorways here that even at two in the morning are full of cars doing 90+ miles an hour with less than the 2 second rule between them I would have to agree.
Our tea break was at this huge country building made up of a warren of furniture, antiques and jewellery shops. I know this as I got lost amongst them trying to find the tea shop on the third floor.

For the first hour of the ride I had been really coconscious about being a lot slower than the rest of the group but at the tea break John the observer who had kindly stayed close by (as well as explaining that it was normal for my bike to stall a lot in the mornings due to it being a single cylinder four stroke – bonus bit of info there as I had been worried it was just not working right) said that the ride was for all abilities and they emphasise that you are to ride at your own pace which is why the run uses this cool convoy system where the second rider after the leader stops to mark the direction when the ride makes a turn and it is no big deal whether the maker person has to wait a few minutes or in my case a few more.
So I set off after the tea break feeling much better about keeping my own pace as I had been struggling a bit on those bendy turns not being used to knowing what my bike and myself could take them at. It was also easier as John had spent some time showing me that rather than keeping my dominant middle of the lane position I had been taught at my DAS course that it was better to take the corner’s wide to increase my visibility and the projection of my ride around the curve. This is apparently one of the many useful things I am going to learn on the course that I am now very much looking forward to.
Another Note to those that haven’t done this advanced training course. I talked to one of the other bikers who had been riding for twenty years and he said that the course was brilliant and he had learnt a lot as well as having to un-learn some of his bad habits.
Unfortunately this new found feeling of ability didn’t last as I managed to miss two of the turning markers after the tea break. Turning is still a bit of an operation for me as I manually have to talk myself through the mirror checks, slowing down through the gears while also showing enough of my breaks to indicate to those behind me what I am doing, stretching my hand enough off the handle/clutch to use my indicator button, judging how fast I should be doing the turn as well as most importantly looking out for other traffic. Also I was usually so far behind the rest of the group that I couldn’t see the other biker’s indicators so if the marker person wasn’t gesturing wildly I missed whether it was a turn or not. So in the end, the tail end Charlie (nominated last person of the ride) had to come and get me twice. To which I am gratefully thankful to her, otherwise I might still be riding around the countryside (c;
Lunch was divine and I spent the hour and half lunch break chatting to my fellow bikers about makes, models and the best route to take to Bristol and Cornwell. After lunch we made a group decision to take the short way home.
We used more of the motorways back and in no time, with no getting lost I was back on the M11 and exiting onto the North Circular, heading back to my place of residence. Like I mentioned the road networks around London can be a confusion of six lane roundabouts with many major roads crossing each other in over and under passes. I somehow managed to get off and on the North Circular twice having successfully got off at my exit(s) but managing to miss my road at the roundabout (not sure how I did it the second time as there was no roundabout involved). So when I spotted the exit for Wood Green I thought ‘I have bicycled home from Wood Green’. Major mistake! Wood Green is miles of nose to end buses in a huge strip of shopping which made my filtering particularly exciting as no one wants be held responsible for hitting the women who stepped out in front of you without looking holding her baby.
But I arrived home safe and sound having almost doubled the number of miles I have ridden since getting my bike and licence. Also having mastered my centre stand, done my first oil top up, my first petrol fill on my own (I know it sounds pathetic), feeling better about those bendy country lanes (which almost made me fail my DAS) and having ridden on the motorway faster than the big trucks in the slow lane.
I am very much looking forward to my next social ride. Unfortuantely I won’t be at the next one as I am in Slovenia for work or the next one, looking at the elam calendar, as I am in Korea for my sister’s wedding, but the one scheduled for the end of April is already in my diary.
6th Ride
Saturday morning had ridden 210 miles and by Saturday evening added another 155 miles to hit 365 miles.
Ps. I chickened out of riding to Bristol last weekend as it was suppose to rain on the Sunday so I took the train instead. But next weekend, weather permitting, I am going to ride there.